Rachel is the self-professed grilled cheese master in the family. Today, as she was making sandwiches, she was telling Pam how to make them. Pam's an impatient cook and scorches her grilled cheese every time. (Hey, at least she's consistent!)
Two quotes from Rachel which are worth repeating in any situation:
"Mayonnaise fries better"
"You can't walk away from a cheese sandwich or else it feels betrayed."