Note to self:

• Take down the Christmas tree and pack away all the decorations. Valentines Day is fast approaching.
• Pry the little dog kibbles out of the dog's blue ball... the one that he chewed out of a "guaranteed indestructible" canvas octopus... the one that he not only pulled both squeakers out of, but he spat one of the hard squeaker nubs onto the floor for Pam to locate while walking barefoot to the bathroom. At 2:13am.
• Walk back and forth across the clean spot on the carpet near the foyer so the place where the dog barfed up the other squeaker isn't so noticeable.
• Send out Christmas cards. Wish everyone a Happy Valentines Day to make it more memorable.