I once thought it would be neat to have an Indian name, but I'm sure his reply would be something like this joke that was recently emailed to me:
A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name.
"She called Four Horse."
The man said,
"That's an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?"
The Old Indian answered,
"It old Indian Name. It mean: NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG."