I replied, Uh huh...
Jennifer: Teetering On The Edge Of Normal
Mine would be:
Pam Hawk: Busy Intersection, Yield Maybe
Pam Hawk: White-Knuckled Left Turns
All of this could be summed up, perhaps as
Pam Hawk: Urban Country. Watch the road.
While pondering this, I got a text message from The Chef. It said:
hey, just let u know that i use internet via my cell phone. all apt bldgs, condos, small mall, and the bar lost their electric power. i checked around. stop lights are out and nice ornament on road--someone have car accident, well hope someone have a good insurance. just hangout here in unlit home and waiting for high power to bestow the electricity to us. talk to u ltr.
I decided that a tv show title for him could be:
Chef Red Hawk: Road Ornaments and Darkness
The Hawks: Never A Dull Moment
What would a TV show about your life be if you used where you live as part of the title?